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March 26, 2005
A Blonde and her Car
Shirleen's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road..
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway.
It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward Shirleen's vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
And she said, "Those are my emergency flashers!"
Posted by dminky at March 26, 2005 05:48 PM
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