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February 17, 2005
Twelve Reasons Why "Star Wars" Beats "Star Trek"
- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on 'stun'.
- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp - the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.
- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable - after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
- One word: lightsabers
- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
- Aliens have make-up in other places than their foreheads.
- Death Star vs. Enterprise
Posted by dminky at February 17, 2005 09:59 PM
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