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February 17, 2005

The Three Kinds of Sex

House Sex: When you're newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room of the house.

Bedroom Sex: After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.

Hallway Sex: After you've been married for many, many years and you just pass by each other in the hallway and say "Fuck You!"

Posted by dminky at February 17, 2005 10:02 PM

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