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February 17, 2005

Ten Golf Quotes That Sound Dirty

  1. Look at the size of his putter
  2. Oh shit my shafts all bent.
  3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
  4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
  6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
  7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
  8. Just turn your back and drop it.
  9. Hold up.. I've got to wash my balls.
  10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Posted by dminky at February 17, 2005 09:56 PM

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