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July 12, 2004
Spam Attack!
Oi! I just was attacked by a buttload of spam. I'm talking 50 posts in a row... luckily all on the same post, so it was easy to detect. The spam bots have always posted on the same few topics in my blog so far, so the easiest way to solve this problem, since IP banning won't work for long, is to just rename the target topics. So... "The Passion o' the Christ" has been renamed "The Jesus Movie." Hopefully it will stay spamfree now, or else I'll have to remove every reference to "passion" from this whole blog. Oi!
The worst thing about it is that people actually fall for spam! I mean... nobody likes it, so you'd think that as a general rule we'd ignore it. Same with telephone solicitors. But nooooooo, not in this country. Fully 20% of Americans actually read their spam, and a good portion of them actually buy something from their spam. PEOPLE! This is so stupid! I don't know the numbers for phone solicitors, but I bet it's similar. I don't know how we can ever solve the spam problem if half-brained idiots keep adding fuel to the fire.
Why would you even buy viagra or shit like that from some idiot who has to weasel their way into your inbox just to get your attention?! Someone needs to start spamming suicide machines so we can weed these people out of the genepool.
Which brings me to a point I argued a while ago, that condoms are the bane of human existance, rather than the wonderful invention that they seem to be. See... you'd have to be an idiot not to use a condom. Unfortunately, that's just what happens! All the idiots never wear condoms, resulting in the production of more idiots who will be raised by idiots. Meanwhile, the smart population uses birth control, reducing the number of children who will be raised by bright parents and who have the smart genes.
Le sigh... the human race is spiralling down the toilet of invention. Where it will end up, we can only guess.
Posted by dminky at July 12, 2004 05:13 PM
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